DOES HE WEAR WHITE ROBE?

Am I the only one who thinks Jesus dresses in white robes and he has white hair with Gold beards and he is an American? Don't be amazed yet because that is how most of us see him,and the pictures we see from the internet about him has made us to think that way.Today's post is quite funny and I'm not trying to blaspheme.nah.
I was opportune to read a post by one of our Nigerian bloggers: lifeisjustapotofbeans.blogspot.com .It was a post about a Yoruba woman describing her encounter with Jesus and how she saw the holy spirit."Aunty Akindele" explained that around 3:am she was sleeping and Jesus came to wake her up and she saw him face to face,he was dressed in a white robe and he was shining.Whoop! isn't that just like a typical nollywood movie with Tonto Dike and Majid Mitchell.well it just might be true.She went on about how she asked him why she doesn't have a boyfriend at age 24.The gist is long and if you want full details ,go and read"WHY YORUBA WOMEN ARE PART OF THE PROBLEMS OF NIGERIA from the blog I mentioned earlier.
Not only does he wear white robes,he's shining but the point here is that,Yes we all know he is as bright as the Morning star but can we stand that light,I mean we have so many stories from the bible explaining how their heads were bowed when Jesus visits in his true nature e.g during the transfiguration.She also said she was talking with him one and one,I hope someone is also trying to imagine this the way I picture it...
Also we believe that the Devil has two horns and he's black,not dark.he also wears Black and Red and has a very ugly disturbing look and all thanks to Nollywood he laughs at the end of each sentence.*sighs*Let me also take your mind to what the Bible said,It said that Lucifer was the finest being God created and he is so talented that he plays all the musical instruments.
Imagine if the devil should show up in his true color:Lightskinned,Fresh,pink lips,sexy body,tall,dark curly hair and dimples.To make you fall in love,he sings one of your best songs.Tell me won't you fall for him.let's be realistic people.No body is cuter than the Devil except Jesus Christ.I'm sure most of us have seen the movie-:Confessions of a marriage counselor,That guy is the devil,the one with Aids,The devil won't come to you looking Ugly and tattered because he knows that we all love people that are beautiful/handsome.Next time you see a fine guy that has all of the above that I mentioned earlier,Look twice and study them before you jump.Also brothers look twice and Nollywood stop making us think that the Devil is ugly.He is ugly on the inside but on the outside,permit me to say"Bobo yen Hans gan".